Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
that doesn’t make it any less funny.
Once you lose someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back.
YA Lit Meme: [1/9] quotes
'Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: when scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off because I do not want to see a world without him.
Isaac is just perfect.
Isaac is such an underrated character! He is amazing <3 XD
*puts on helmet*
T minus 2 and a half hours until birthday posts start coming.
That one time of year where people will say hi :P
On a scale of loud dubstep music to buying a didgeridoo, how annoying are your neighbors?